I can’t name a third of the U.S. capitals, would be hard-pressed to locate Afghanistan on a world map, and probably can’t do 9th grade math.

I can, however, still recite all the words to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls.

So yay for that.

Had a realization about a friend’s chosen “look” today

“Oooooh, it’s not that she has no shame…she’s just becoming a hipster.”

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
There’s a weird moment that happens when you really love and identify with a particular song…and then you realize that you’re exactly the kind of person the singer is lamenting.

(Source: youtu.be)

You’re a smart kid/
Never work without your gloves
If you’re a smart kid/
You’ll stay the hell away from love
Long passed “unhealthy” and blazing towards “self-destructive.”

(Source: youtu.be)

Patience is a virtue, 
Waiting is a bitch.